I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
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I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...