This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...