This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....