It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
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