...purposes) is now called a “recreational orgasm.” May 13, 2016 It was hot so I took off my shirt, which is not a thing I ever do when I masturbate. Mostly I compared stuff: Rave vs. Touch, Rave vs. Prism V, Rave. vs Mona… my notes got messy and I became discombobulated. Which one is...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
...depression thinking about the election and what the outcome could mean for us, so I try to keep my thoughts on meaningless things, like the upcoming Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porn extravaganza from Hustler (Jada Fire as Condoleezza? Psh, Jada’s much hotter) and this glorious news reel from The Onion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPTB7-ecDC8...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...