For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me... Keep Reading
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting... Keep Reading
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a... Keep Reading
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,... Keep Reading
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall... Keep Reading
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —... Keep Reading
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put... Keep Reading
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Keep Reading
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Keep Reading
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,... Keep Reading
