The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
