The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
