This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...