It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
