I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a... Keep Reading
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,... Keep Reading
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re... Keep Reading
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,... Keep Reading
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it... Keep Reading
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all.... Keep Reading
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean.... Keep Reading
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
