Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
