Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
