I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...