FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
