Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the...
Yep, my friends at Babeland are letting me have a second contest! I’m giving away a $20 Babeland gift card!...
TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet, and they presented me...
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
So, peeps, remember those Twitter parties I held a while back? They were awesome and really fun, so I decided...
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
