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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Guides

    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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A glorious sex toy material. Seamless, frictionless, and gorgeous. And no, it won’t shatter inside of you unless you’re this woman. My favorite indie glass toy manufacturer is Crystal Delights, but there are other designs from various manufacturers.

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Review: Dual Sided Swirled Rib

January 16, 2009
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
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Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon large glass dildo on rough cement.
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Review: G-Spoon

May 17, 2014
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
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Review: Gold Ribbed Love Wand

March 11, 2008
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
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Review: Icicles No. 8

August 6, 2008
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
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Review: Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong

November 6, 2008
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
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Joyful Pleasure glass dildos: Joyful Princess, Midnight Joy, Orgasmic Key Pleasure, Joyful Blue Swirl
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Review: Joyful Pleasure glass dildos

May 1, 2015
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
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Review: Lemon Drops glass dildo

March 27, 2009
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
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Review: Lotus

February 29, 2012
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
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Review: Raspberry Chunk

September 18, 2009
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
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Standard Glass Spectral Glass Dildo in RAINBOW STRIPE!
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Review: Standard Glass S Curve Spectral Glass Dildo

April 6, 2011
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
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Review: Star Delight

August 6, 2012
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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Review: Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets

June 14, 2009
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
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Review: The Ash Girl

December 3, 2014
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
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Review: Twisted Lattachino Love Wand

September 14, 2008
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
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RubyGlass21 dildos winners!

August 2, 2009
My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the...
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Saying “dildo” on Twitter

June 18, 2009
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
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