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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

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    Review: Zumio E

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

    My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

    That time I came out to my entire high school

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    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

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    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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njoy is a luxury sex toy company specializing in stainless steel toys. They are best known for their OMFG-worthy Pure Wand, and their butt plugs are pure perfection. They also invented the hulking, $300 Eleven.

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Giveaways

Giveaway: win sex toys for you and a friend!

August 17, 2018
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #9

October 4, 2016
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #6: Pure Wand edition

February 11, 2014
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t... Keep Reading
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Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

November 15, 2013
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,... Keep Reading
Epiphora's best sex toys of 2012
Best & Worst Sex Toys of the YearGuides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

December 20, 2012
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading
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Review: Pure Plugs

September 26, 2012
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of... Keep Reading
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Review: Fun Wand

June 4, 2012
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to... Keep Reading
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It’s not a free Pure Wand, but I tried

September 18, 2011
When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy,... Keep Reading
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Review: Eleven

August 22, 2010
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions... Keep Reading
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My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

July 26, 2010
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
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Review: Pfun

March 27, 2010
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate... Keep Reading
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Giveaways

And the winner of the Pure Wand is…

September 14, 2009
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning... Keep Reading
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Round 2 of the Pure Wand contest begins

August 21, 2009
It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand?... Keep Reading
Giveaways

Contest: What would you do for a Pure Wand?

August 9, 2009
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the... Keep Reading
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Wallpaper: Santa Eleven

December 19, 2008
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I... Keep Reading

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