It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options... Keep Reading
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Keep Reading
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:... Keep Reading
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,... Keep Reading
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it... Keep Reading
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,... Keep Reading
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in... Keep Reading
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most... Keep Reading
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form... Keep Reading
