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Review: No Man’s Land: Interracial Edition 11

Genre: LesbianDirector: Anton SlayerLength: 2 hours, 13 minutesCast: Gina Lynn, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Tori Black, Eva Angelina,...
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Review: Bi Pole Her #3

Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Review: The Violation of Harmony

Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...
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Review: Girls Who Lust

Genre: Lesbian Director: Patience (from AbbyWinters) Length: 110 minutes Cast: Angie, Odette, Carys, Cleo, Fotina, Kiki Special Features: Girl-Girl DVD...
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Chemistry Vol. 1 porn DVD by Tristan Taormino, lying on an orange blanket with a container of arousal cream on top.
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New arrival: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret

I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
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Review: Chemistry Vol. 3

Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
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Review: Bree & Sasha

Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...
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Review: Spring Chickens #21

Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
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Review: The Private Life of Josh Elliot

Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
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Porn documentaries (the good news)

There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
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Porn documentaries (the bad news)

The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
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Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
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Review: Cum On My Tattoo

Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
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