Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
