FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...