In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...