I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...