You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend....
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
