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Je Joue SaSi oral sex toy.
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Review: SaSi

The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
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Tantus Splash, a well-read dildo, standing on a bookshelf.
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Review: Splash

The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
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Sqweel 2 crushing the original Sqweel
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Review: Sqweel

The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
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Lovehoney Sqweel Go oral sex toy in a tiny casserole dish
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Review: Sqweel Go

“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
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Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator on a slab of white marble.
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Review: Stronic G

Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
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Tiny dildos from Tantus, Bad Dragon and Fun Factory standing up on a wooden display shelf.
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Review: Tiny Dildos

Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
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Wet for Her silicone finger extender
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Review: Two

The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
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Review: Volta

I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
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LELO Sona "sonic" air flow vibrator on a flower-patterned plate.
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Review: Sona Cruise

You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
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Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.
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Review: Split Dildo

The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
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DUELING SQWEELS
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Review: Sqweel 2

Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
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Stronic Eins and the best ever tea towel, which reads "MASTURBATION: NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT" with a bunch of euphemisms in a circle around it.
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Review: Stronic Eins

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
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Fun Factory Stronic Drei pulsator outside, on icy cement.
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
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Vibratex Tulip (aka Buzzing Blossom) among... friends? Hanging out with my Littlest Pet Shop toys from childhood.
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Review: Tulip

The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
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Vintage vibrators: the Polar Cub Electric Vibrator (top), Oster Massagett, and Vanguard Vibro-Massager.
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Review: Vintage vibrators

The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
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Womanizer air flow / pressure wave suction vibrator, with its ridiculous fake jewel, on a very white bed.
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Review: Womanizer

Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

Review: Volta

Nasstoys' Masturbating Glove. It is fingerless, cream-colored, and COVERED IN SPIKES.

Um, No: Masturbating Glove (and everything else Nasstoys makes)

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator on an ornate rug.

Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.

Review: Ora 2

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