The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...