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Review: Zumio E

The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
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LELO Ida "couples'" vibrator
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The LELO Ida is coming…

So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
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Video review: a trans + cis conversation on clit pumps

Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
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Strapless strap-on dildos. Tantus Feeldoe More, Tantus Realdoe Stout, Fun Factory ShareVibe, Happy Valley Tango.
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Why I don’t like strapless strap-on dildos

I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
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Zumio X rechargeable clitoral vibrator, on a colorful striped blanket.
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Review: Zumio X

When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
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The Sybian... and packing materials.
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Today in my life… a stranger on the internet gifted me a Sybian

In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
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Video review: Princessa

In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
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Revel Body sonic vibrator... plus jump drive and "competitor model."

Review: Revel Body

LELO Pino... a cock ring "exclusively for bankers"

Um, No: Pino

Aneros Evi kegel exerciser on top of a cream-colored knit fabric.

Review: Evi

Cards in a sex game called "Foreplay"

How not to design a sex game

The Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets glass dildo, covered in little orange spikes, standing upright near some pointy green fake grass.

Review: Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets

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