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The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
