The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
There’s been some hoopla and excitement surrounding this new toy company, Evolved Novelties, so when I was offered the opportunity...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
