It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...