The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
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2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...