Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Year: 2016
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one....
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
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