Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...