This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
