I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
