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Jimmyjane Form 3 rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Form 3

Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
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Nexus G-Rider vibrating butt plug
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Review: G-Rider

I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
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All hail the Vibratex Mystic Wand! On a desk next to a cute container of colorful sharpie pens.
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Review: Mystic Wand

The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
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Ophoria Bliss 8 silicone vibrator on a staircase railing made of old pipes.
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Review: Bliss 8

The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
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Review: Lucky 11

The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
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Review: Mimi

Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;...
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Welp, this is about as interesting as I could make it look. Jimmyjane Form 4 lying on some metal thing on my balcony.
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Review: Form 4

I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
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iVibe Massager phone app
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Review: iVibe Massager phone app

When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
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LELO Isla on red satin.
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Review: Isla

The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
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Nomi Tang Getaway Wild, LELO Ella, LELO Gigi.
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Review: Getaway Wild

Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
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Review: Vanity by Jopen Vr9

This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
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LELO Mia rechargeable bullet vibrator, in some snow.
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Review: Mia (new version)

LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
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Review: Soraya

The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
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We-Vibe Touch hanging out in a tiny adorable casserole dish.
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Review: Touch

Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
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Review: Y-Bullet

The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
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LELO Lyla remote controlled vibrator, lying in the grass in Maui.
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Review: Lyla

Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
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