When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Jimmyjane
Jimmyjane
is a higher-end vibrator company. I consider them the pretentious hipster in the room among sex toy companies. They like to give vibrators to celebs and offer $35,000 private jet packages. Their Little Chroma was memorably scammy.
Also… the fucking Rumble Seat.
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star....
FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them...
WE-VIBE HAS A NEW TOY OUT AND I’M SCREAMING ABOUT IT. It’s a squishy, oversized bugger called Wish that’s packed with...
Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
...my life, then proceed to say mean, mean things. Listen as I finally get MY OWN THEME SONG. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ySSfkkIag Two: my post about the vulva laser was kind of the best. Skewering a product this ill-advised and body-shaming comes naturally, so I concocted some really sick burns. My fave: Day by day, second...
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
