I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
