Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in... Keep Reading
Lovehoney

Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as... Keep Reading
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star.... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept... Keep Reading
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care... Keep Reading
Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the... Keep Reading
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd... Keep Reading
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%... Keep Reading
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw... Keep Reading
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it.... Keep Reading