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not for the faint of vagina

Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”

The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.
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Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
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The Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets glass dildo, covered in little orange spikes, standing upright near some pointy green fake grass.
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Review: Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets

On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
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Vixen Creations Randy dildo in the chocolate color, chilling with some moss on my patio.
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Review: Randy

Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
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Limited edition tie dye Maverick. My first one was a flesh tone.
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Review: Maverick

I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.
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My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
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Vixen Creations Outlaw realistic silicone dildo
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Review: Outlaw

The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
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Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.
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Review: Split Dildo

The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
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Crystal Delights Crystal Twist swirly glass dildo on my porch.
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Review: Crystal Twist

You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
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Review: Benjamin Bond

When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
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Review: Rider

The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
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Jollies / LuzArte Jollet polka dot silicone dildo
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Review: Jollet

The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
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LELO Ina rechargeable vibrator, on top of the "naked people puzzle," as my family calls it
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Review: Ina

The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
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njoy Eleven stainless steel dildo
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Review: Eleven

I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
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Ophoria Bliss 8 silicone vibrator on a staircase railing made of old pipes.
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Review: Bliss 8

The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
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Review: Jellyfish

The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
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Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
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Review: Rippler

The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
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