The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
