When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a... Keep Reading
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and... Keep Reading
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions... Keep Reading
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that... Keep Reading
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a... Keep Reading
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a... Keep Reading
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to... Keep Reading
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco... Keep Reading
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,... Keep Reading
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,... Keep Reading
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a... Keep Reading
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just... Keep Reading
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle... Keep Reading
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I... Keep Reading
