You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
