Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
