When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
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I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
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