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    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)

November 18, 2018
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded... Keep Reading
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

June 4, 2014
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Review: Rippler

March 17, 2012
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a... Keep Reading
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Review: Goddess

May 6, 2011
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Review: Lucky 11

March 3, 2011
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base... Keep Reading
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Review: Bliss 8

February 10, 2011
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is... Keep Reading
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Review: Signature

May 25, 2010
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan... Keep Reading
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Review: Grip

May 11, 2010
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it... Keep Reading
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Review: Tera Patrick Fleshlight (Twista)

January 22, 2010
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight.... Keep Reading
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Review: Soft Serve

November 23, 2009
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come... Keep Reading
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Review: Tiger

October 28, 2009
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I... Keep Reading
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Review: Candy Stick

August 16, 2009
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Review: Stroker

July 20, 2009
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made... Keep Reading
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Review: Echo

July 11, 2009
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice... Keep Reading
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Review: Benjamin Bond

March 22, 2009
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Review: Dai-Do #4

February 19, 2009
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