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Review: Grip

Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
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Review: Signature

Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
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Review: G-Twist

The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
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Review: Lucky 11

The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
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Review: Tera Patrick Fleshlight (Twista)

My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)

When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
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Review: Benjamin Bond

When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
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Papaya Toys Candy Stick
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Review: Candy Stick

Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
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Review: Bliss 8

The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
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Fun Factory Stronic Drei pulsator outside, on icy cement.
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
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Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
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Review: Rippler

The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
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Review: Dai-Do #4

It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
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Tantus Goddess silicone vibrating dildo (with my coffee)
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Review: Goddess

It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
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Review: Stroker

I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
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Tantus Echo dildo in limited edition neon green
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Review: Echo

I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
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Review: Tiger

The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
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The things we’ve built

Womanizer air flow / pressure wave suction vibrator, with its ridiculous fake jewel, on a very white bed.

Review: Womanizer

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Um, No: Teddy Love

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The clitoris: still the center of my universe

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