When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
