Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...