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I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
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I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
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There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
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Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
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You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
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