It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...