Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....