I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
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It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
