It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....