It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
