This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
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I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I’m starting a tradition, peeps! Every year around this time, I’m gonna make a list of my top and bottom...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
People! Friends! I’m finally back! I am now with a different host and hopefully should have very little or no...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
I was stirring ramen on the stove as my boyfriend tried on the La Palma for the first time. He...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
