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TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet, and they presented me...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Chi Chi LaRueLength: 1 hour, 25 minutesCast: Cameron Marshall, Ryan Alexander, Lola, Lee Stephens, Shy Love, Britney Amber,...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
I probably should not admit this, but I have a soft spot for people who are looking for their first...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...


















