I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...