I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...